Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Careful Blowing Out Those Candles...

A special Cheap Seats birthday wish goes out to Ben Clymer, who turns the big 2-9 today...

Happy birthday, Ben - get better soon!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

in other news, i just read an article from Animal Planet ranking the often overlooked gopher among the top most physically attractive in the animal kingdom in 2006-2007...

Anonymous said...

Why do people say he likes fat chicks? what's the story behind that?

CapsChick said...

Anon #1: I'm slow today so that took me a minute to figure out. But I'm with you now...gopher. Minnesota. Clymer. :)

Anon #2: Okay, this is one of those rumors that gets started on the message boards...from what I understand, someone claims they saw Clymer making out with a girl who was of the curvier sort.

Who knows if its true, or if the girl was simply a size 8 and not a size 0, or what. If it is true...well, good for him. He is not blinded by society's definition of beauty and should be praised, not mocked.

I choose to ignore it because...meh. I have my reasons. (Be gone, pb, be gone!)