Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Caption This...

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is still shorter than most of my posts) so I'm taking a break from my mindless babbling about how much I love the playoffs and how great this first round is and blah blah blah...and showing it to you instead. The camera catches those little moments the naked eye so often misses - the facial expressions, the body contortions, the puck frozen in midair. It's the little nuances that make this game so enjoyable...even long after the game itself is over.


All photos courtesy of the Associated Press

1. It's important to stretch before Gymboree, kiddies...


2."I am the GREATEST HOSSA ALIVE!!!"


3. Tackled at the 2-yard line


4. "Light as a feather, stiff as a board...light as a feather, stiff as a board"


5. "Yes! I stopped i-...oops. Ohhhh. That's what a goal looks like. Huh."


6. "Pantene Pro-V keeps my hair silky and smooth!"


7. "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"


8. "I got him..." "No, I got him..." "No, no, I got him..."


9. "ADRIAAAAAN!"

And for those people who say I'm too mean to Sid the Kid, a special commemorative Crosby Album...just to show I care.


SC1. "Over, under, around the...DAMMIT! Mario? Help!"


SC2. "EEEEEEagle!"


SC3. "What? It's just a little water weight, I swear!"


SC4. Pffft...too...funny...can't...caption...


SC5. Um, yeah. No comment.

For whatever reason, hockey photos just always strike me as funny. Got a caption? Toss it in the comments!

18 comments:

dc sports chick said...

So Sid wears crocs like our darling Ovie, except in puke yellow! Copycat.

Bleu, Blanc et Rouge said...

Sid:

"I'm sorry everyone, I have to go, I wet my pants, not even RBK can contain that."

lol

:)

Matthew Macaskill said...

Hey! I use Pantine Pro V!

CapsChick said...

Does it keep your hair silky and smooth? :)

Victor said...

Ovie wears crocs?

You have no idea how shattered I am to learn that.

Jordi said...

I used to use it too! But it was too expensive :). To be honest, it's pretty good. Okay I'll stop plugging the product now... Kept my hair sily too...

Oh I love how you hate Crosby too. But you know, I hate him more.

Elly said...

Ahaha, those were great. #4 (the dead goalie one) looked like he had keeled over and the other players were circling like vultures. I love hockey pictures.

Awww, Sidney love! (#1 was excellent) I think you spend just as much time on Sid as you do on Ovechkin...a latent love trying to bloom? ;)

Elly said...

Also...where the hell is Vokoun's HEAD?

Matthew Macaskill said...

My hair is silkier than Silk. Muahahaha.

Go Sharks Go!

CapsChick said...

Elly: Sidney-love? ME??? Oh man. I need to stop mentioning his name altogether lest I give people the wrong impression!

Let's put it this way. I respect him for the tremendous talent that he is...but I also think he is a whiner and a showoff and a robot sent from space to destroy us all. If I spend time on him it is only because I have been brainwashed by the media and the NHL to do so.

In my mind Ovie is and always will be a more entertaining guy on and off the ice. So there. So HA! OVECHKIN RULES!


...oh, and Vokoun's head is behind his stick. I know, it took me about 15 minutes of staring to find it - another tremendous use of my time.

Sherry said...

There is NOTHING wrong with Pantene Pro-V. In fact, it does keep my hair silky smooth!

Also, the Crosby tying laces one? BRILLIANT.

Bethany said...

Haha so apparently I totally missed this post...I will be captioning soon don't you even worry about it. By the way I love the EAAAAAAAAAGLE little Scrubs action eh?

CapsChick said...

Bethany: I heart Scrubs - I totally had Zach Braff's voice in my head when I was writing that!

More caption-worthy pics to come later tonight, so no worries :)

Bethany said...

Seriously that was the greatest episode ever...well aside from the musical...Turk's back from his honeymoon!!!!! OHHHHHHHH and I need to tell you something haha

Elly said...

Sidney IS a showoff....he just can't help showing how great he is. Hehe.

Ovechkin definitely gives the better interviews in terms of entertainment value....but that's about it. :)

Oh, thank you! I couldn't find his head and I kept looking and wondering how his spine remained intact...

Jordi said...

bethany: Someday he'll love me like that!

Sherry could I have some? My current one sucks but I don't want to switch just yet.

Anonymous said...

Sidney Crosby #87


Sidney Patrick Crosby (born August 7, 1987)

Records


* Pittsburgh Penguins’ franchise record for assists in a season by a
rookie

* Pittsburgh Penguins’ franchise record for points in a season by a rookie

* First rookie to record 100 points and 100 penalty minutes in a season

* Youngest player in NHL history to record 100 points in a season

* Youngest player in NHL history to record 200 career points (19 years and
207 days)

* Youngest player in NHL history to have 2 consecutive 100 point seasons.

* Youngest player to be voted to the NHL All-Star Game

* Youngest player in NHL history to win the Art Ross Trophy

* Youngest player in NHL history to win the Lester B. Pearson Award

* Youngest player in NHL history to be named to the First All-Star Team

* Youngest player in NHL history to be named a full team captain (In
January 1984, Brian Bellows of the Minnesota North Stars was made interim
captain at 5 months younger than Crosby, but he only served the latter half
of the 1983-84 season replacing injured captain Craig Hartsburg)


Awards

NHL


* Art Ross Trophy – 2007

* Lester B. Pearson Award – 2007

* Hart Memorial Trophy – 2007

* NHL First All-Star Team – 2007

* NHL All-Rookie Team – 2006

* Rookie of the Month – October 2005

* All-Star Game – 2007, 2008

* Mark Messier Leadership Award – Jan. 2007


Could not play due to injury.

Ice Hockey World Championships


* World Championship All-Star Team – 2006

* World Championship Best Forward – 2006

* World Championship Leading Scorer – 2006


Canadian Hockey League


* CHL Rookie of the Year – 2004

* CHL Player of the Year – 2004, 2005

* Leading Scorer – 2004, 2005

* Canada Post Cup (three stars) – 2004, 2005

* Top Pro Prospect – 2005

* Memorial Cup All-Star Team – 2005

* Ed Chynoweth Trophy (Memorial Cup Leading Scorer) – 2005


Quebec Major Junior Hockey League


* RDS/JVC Trophy (rookie of the year) – 2004

* QMJHL All-Rookie Team – 2004

* QMJHL First All-Star Team – 2004, 2005

* Michel Briere Trophy (most valuable player) – 2004, 2005

* Jean BĂ©liveau Trophy (league leading scorer) – 2004, 2005

* Mike Bossy Trophy (best professional prospect) – 2005

* Paul Dumont Trophy (Personality of the Year) – 2004, 2005

* Guy Lafleur Trophy (Playoff MVP) – 2005

* Michel Bergeron Trophy (offensive rookie of the Year) – 2004

* Offensive Player of the Year – 2004, 2005


Midget AAA


* Midget AAA National Championships Tournament MVP Award, 2002

* Midget AAA National Championships Top Scorer Award, 2002


Other


* ESPY award winner, best NHL player, 2007

CapsChick said...

Gee...thanks? I'm not sure why that was necessary but I appreciate the SidFacts.