These are some happy teams, these Ducks and Senators. It's time, therefore, to determine once and for all who the Stanley Cup Champion will be tonight by virtue of their smiles.
In this corner, representing Canada's capital, Toronto's native son, the young upstart...Jason Spezza!
Not bad, not bad...a little leering, but nice. Teemu? Your turn:
Also a little creepy, so...we'll call it 1-1. Spez-
Dammit, Pronger! Take your maniacal laughter elsewhere please.
It's just not normal for a hockey player to have such perfect teeth.
2-1 Spezza. Batter up!
That one just looks painful...still 2-1.
Nice. Relaxed. Easy. 3-1.
Come on, Teemu, don't make it a rout, show me something good!
Aw, see? Was that so hard? 3-2. Sens-boy:
Now that's a man who looks ready for the Stanley Cup, isn't it?
One last shot, Teemu, give us your best...
AAAACK!!
Okay, it's no contest - sorry, Finnish Brad Pitt, when engaging in a battle of smiles always leave the creepy stuff at home.
The winner and still champion...Jason Spezza!
Looks like the Cup is coming back to Canada after all.
...but shucks, we knew that already...
(Anyone else ready for this damn series to start?)
8 comments:
Haha I see you found something to talk about haha...you're my favorite!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man! If Spezza is going on a smile-off against anybody, it's no contest that he's going to win. Unless we're talking about Iggy. That man can smile with the best of them.
This post was all making me smile and go "awww", and be amused...and then Chris Pronger happened.
That was so mean :(
Bethany: It had to be done - this smile-off has been brewing for far too long!
Sherry: Spezza really is quite smiley, isn't he? Hard to find pictures or interviews of him where he's not grinning the whole time. It's great - he's just always having a good time.
Steph: Oh, come on - that's a crazed picture of him, what can I say? I have nothing against Pronger, really.
Actually, it's funny, I was clicking through all these smiley pictures of Spezza and Selanne when I came across that one, and what I wrote here is exactly what I was thinking at the time. It's nothing personal, he just stopped me in my tracks - that's all, I swear! :)
I love it. LOVE IT. I also love that you texted me to tell me to go look at it. I knew it had to be awesome and it WAS!
Well...okay. I think there should have to be some like, warning label for posts containing Chris Pronger. Just for people like me. Admittedly, I do like having that picture around and accessible though - he does look like quite the douche in it and that always ALWAYS makes me happy!
Bless you, Capschick. This was brilliant.
Much appreciate your blog post
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