These are some happy teams, these Ducks and Senators. It's time, therefore, to determine once and for all who the Stanley Cup Champion will be tonight by virtue of their smiles.
Not bad, not bad...a little leering, but nice. Teemu? Your turn:
Also a little creepy, so...we'll call it 1-1. Spez-
Dammit, Pronger! Take your maniacal laughter elsewhere please.
It's just not normal for a hockey player to have such perfect teeth.
2-1 Spezza. Batter up!
That one just looks painful...still 2-1.
Nice. Relaxed. Easy. 3-1.
Come on, Teemu, don't make it a rout, show me something good!
Aw, see? Was that so hard? 3-2. Sens-boy:
Now that's a man who looks ready for the Stanley Cup, isn't it?
One last shot, Teemu, give us your best...
Okay, it's no contest - sorry, Finnish Brad Pitt, when engaging in a battle of smiles always leave the creepy stuff at home.
The winner and still champion...Jason Spezza!
Looks like the Cup is coming back to Canada after all.
...but shucks, we knew that already...
(Anyone else ready for this damn series to start?)