Friday, November 09, 2007

The Aftermath

It's always fun after a win up in Canada to see what is being said, if only because it tends to get a lot more coverage than it does down here. It's that much more fun when the Caps, a lowly 15th place team, top the Sens, the mighty 1st place team. (Not to pick on Sens fans too much, because I like Ottawa. Just not for the next 24 hours or so.)

Here's a quick rundown of all the press clippings...

Do you get the sense that everyone is as surprised as we are?

On that same note, here's a little local flavor, just for fun:

And finally, here are a couple of great snippets from the Ottawa Sun's game story:

- "So, the starting goaltender of one team didn't make himself available to the media yesterday while the star forward of the other team took the time to go into the hallway - in his underwear - and read a couple of lines of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas for a feature TSN does each year. Alexander Ovechkin read the lines at least a half-dozen times, laughed while doing it and when he was thanked by Brent Wallace of TSN, replied "No problem." And you wonder what makes a guy a pro."

- Backstrom on his goal: "If it hit [Emery] in the head," said Backstrom afterward, "I'm sorry."

- "[F]ormer NHLer Bob Probert was outside the Caps dressing room after the game. He introduced himself to Ovechkin. The star walked away and asked somebody, "Grobert? Who's Grobert?"

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Thursday, November 08, 2007

Last Place: The Ultimate Rope-a-Dope

You have to think that the Senators were coming in to this game feeling pretty good about themselves and their odds of winning. They had won eight straight games, a franchise record. They were playing the Caps, a team with the worst record in the East, in a building that has plagued the Caps for years and against a goalie that the Sens love to torture.

Every paper in Canada, every pundit with a microphone, every fan has been gushing about how fantastic they've been to start the season - and it was well-deserved, let's not kid ourselves. The Caps were not supposed to win. No one thought they were going to win.

Someone forgot to tell the Caps.

From the opening faceoff, where Olie made a breathtaking save nine seconds in, to the final buzzer, the Caps never let up. This was a perfectly played road game - they shut down the flow in the first period, never letting the home crowd get into it. They continued their pressure in the second, a period that traditionally has tormented them. They threw in the knockout punch in the third. And just like that, the Senators' winning streak and the Caps' losing streak are both over.

There were, as is often the case in a win like this, stellar performances up and down the roster tonight. Kozlov was dominant, with a pretty goal and two assists. Ovechkin added a goal and an assist of his own, Nylander had two assists, Fleischmann capped off what had to be his most impressive game this season with a very nice goal...and congratulations to Nicklas Backstrom who gets the GWG on quite possibly the ugliest goal I've ever seen, his first NHL goal.

Then there is the big man between the pipes, Olie Kolzig. Spectacular when he had to be, steady the rest of the way, and giving up only one goal that was really unstoppable (and quite beautiful). He is the anchor of this team and its always nice to see him rewarded for continuing to do what he has done night in and night out this season.

If you had to find a turning point tonight, it would probably be the prolonged 5 on 3 the Caps killed off halfway through the second. Not to say they hadn't been playing well before that, because they had - but when one of your penalty killers loses his stick and sacrifices the body and then stays out there, it tends to give the team a lift.

And say what you will about Hanlon's coaching prowess lately; it was a brilliant move to take a timeout and rest the PK unit, which then went out and finished the job in style. Four minutes later Viktor Kozlov broke open the scoring, two minutes after that Backstrom got the game-winner, and that was all the Caps would need.

There is the potential for people to say that the Sens took the Caps lightly, and maybe for a little while that was true. But you have to think that after goal #2 they maybe caught on to the fact that this Washington team wasn't going away - and yet they never stepped up. The Caps kept the momentum going and just dominated good portions of the game, and there were times when Emery (who looked great tonight despite the outcome) was all that was holding them in.

Terrific job by all the boys to really do something no one thought they would do - take down the mighty Sens. If this doesn't give them confidence going forward, nothing will! Time to turn this win into a winning streak, starting with the Bolts on Saturday...


On an admin note, I'll be out of town starting tomorrow but will hopefully be checking in occasionally throughout the weekend. As always my esteemed colleagues on the blogroll will be more than happy to fulfill all your snark-filled, Caps-centric needs.

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Gameday Preview: Caps vs. Senators

Who: Washington Capitals vs. Ottawa Senators
Where: Scotiabank Place
When: Thursday, November 8, 7:00 pm

Broadcast Info: CSN+, 3WT Radio; A Channel

Media Notes:
Caps' Website
Senators' Website
NHL.com
Washington Post
Washington Times
Globe and Mail
Ottawa Sun
Ottawa Citizen
Emery gets another shot...against the worst team in the league
Boston Globe (Ottawa is a scary, scary team...boo!)
StarPhoenix (The Senators are killing hockey)

If there was ever a mismatch of teams for a Thursday night battle, this would be it. The Caps are coming off their fourth straight loss, their ninth in the last eleven, while the Senators made franchise history by brushing aside the Leafs on Tuesday for their eighth straight victory.

The good news? There is very little pressure on the Caps to win this one. If they go into Scotiabank Place tonight and limp out with yet another loss, it will be bad but not unexpected; "better" teams have tried and failed to unseat the Sens this season.

Even better news for the Caps is that Ray Emery is in net - not that he's not a decent goaltender, but it's hard to say whether he has completely recovered from that offseason surgery on his wrist. Last week his team had a five goal lead going into the third against the Thrashers and blew it, scraping out a 6-4 victory after the dust had settled.

And the mighty Sens, while still a force, look to be waning just a bit. Their 5-1 victory against Toronto aside, they played a home and home against the Bruins and barely managed a win, going all the way to the shootout in the second game.

Now the bad news. Clark and Semin continue to be out, Poti is playing but not at 100%, the Caps have scored just three goals in the last four games...and the Senators are still a very scary team.


2 Minutes with...Ray Emery

No one in the NHL is quite as sharply dressed as Ray Emery. Earlier this week we raided Emery's closet and gave the Ottawa superstar goalie some time to describe his style:

"Here's my casual look - hot sunglasses, polo shirt, just enough skin so you can see my tats...it's the perfect outfit for strolling through the airport or punching out other motorists. For the goalie on the go."

"My gangster suit. I love this look, the pin-stripes are very slimming and I think the spats give me something a little extra. The cash is just a little joke, I keep it in my closet like that. I try to wear this as often as possible but for some reason people get nervous around me in it...especially when I carry my violin."

"Now this is a classic. Powder blue with ruffles? CLASSIC. Never goes out of style. Perfect for weddings, bar mitzvahs, hanging out with friends. I love it."


"Everyone has that one special outfit for the holidays, right? This one is mine. I'm telling you, the ladies love a man who can ring a good bell...if you know what I mean."


"I don't wear this one as much just because the head tends to cover up my gorgeous face. But I still love it. It's brought to you by the letter H...for HOT."



"This one...well, I dress like this when I want to look like a real goalie. You'd be amazed how much respect I get when I wear that mask..."





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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

A Loser Point: Better Than Nothing

There are few things more frustrating than not being able to watch a Caps game - having them lose said game to the Thrashers, a team that until last night held the distinctive position of last in the conference, is just that.

I'm kind of speechless at this point - a rarity, I know. If you want a good breakdown of the numbers you can check out Japers' Rink, and for a really nice review of the game (and a humorous review of seeing a game in the deep south) from a Caps fan in Atlanta, go to Caps Blue Line. And just for funsies, you can read the NHL.com story on Chris Bourque - a story I would have preferred to see yesterday, but what can you do...

Is it April yet?

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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Lineup Changes

Big, big, big changes for tonight per Tarik - Jurcina is out, Eminger makes his regular season debut, Bourque gets the call and looks to be on the top line with Ovechkin and Nylander, Backstrom will center Fleischmann (who moves to the left wing) and Kozlov, Sutherby is out and Laich will center the fourth line. Semin and Clark go on the IR and Poti will literally be a game-time decision.

Wow. So here's how it shakes out:

Ovechkin-Nylander-Bourque
Fleischmann-Backstrom-Kozlov
Pettinger-Steckel-Gordon
Brashear-Laich-Bradley

Johnson in net, defensive pairings TBA.

It will be interesting to see how Nylander works with Ovechkin since this is where we assumed he would be when he was signed this summer. Bourque should generate a little spark and hopefully some offense - it would be nice to celebrate a win and little Bourque's first NHL point/goal, wouldn't it? Backstrom played fairly well at center last week and I'm hoping a stint with a little less pressure will be good for him.

And Sutherby's frustrations continue.

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Blackouts Stink

- There were some strange doings around the league last night. On a night when Pascal Leclaire wasn't even playing, there were 5 shutouts among the 8 games - three of those by a final score of 5-0.

- Yahoo! Sports has put out a list of underrated players for each team, and I don't think it's any surprise that Boyd Gordon is the Capitals' representative. Even less of a surprise? The fact that 85% of them are guys I enjoy watching. What can I say, I love the underrated underdog.

- Kolzig and Ovechkin both will appear on this year's All-Star ballot - again, no surprises there, although it's nice to see Olie get on there. People, I beg of you, let's avoid the whole embarrassment we had last year. Vote early, vote often to get them both in there. It may be a meaningless, badly played game but it shows the league that Caps' fans have passion for a change. I know we can do it. Voting opens November 15...

- And finally, Chris Bourque gets the call tonight for his long-awaited NHL debut. Of course, none of us will get to see it (thank you, Versus) but I think this could be a spark for the Caps. Frankly it has to - something has to.

- So Brent Johnson will probably get the nod tonight against Atlanta given his numbers against them and the fact that Olie was chased in last night's game (although you can't really blame him for any of those goals). The Caps on the other hand will be facing Lehtonen's backup's backup, Ondrej Pavelec, who will be appearing in just his fourth NHL game.

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Monday, November 05, 2007

That Tweren't Purty

Three thoughts:

1) Carolina fans chanting "Joooohnson. Joooohnson. YOU SUCK!" is all well and good...except he wasn't the one who allowed the goals. That's a head-scratcher.

2) Cam Ward looked pretty solid tonight. The Caps made him look even better.

3) The penalty killing may need some work.

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Gameday Preview: Caps vs. Hurricanes

Today's gameday preview is brought to you by the fine folks at FEMA. Because in this time of semi-crisis here in DC, you need to turn to people who are good at handling emergencies...or at least pretend to be.

What to do during a Hurricane:

  • Listen to the radio or TV for information. Tune in to Comcast Sportsnet or 3WT radio for the game and always entertaining (if not always pertinent) commentary by Joe B., Locker, and Steve Kolbe.
  • Secure your home, close storm shutters, and secure outdoor objects or bring them indoors. You know, in case your neighbors are Caniacs and decide to go on a victory march through the neighborhood.
  • Turn off utilities if instructed to do so. Otherwise, turn the refrigerator thermostat to its coldest setting and keep its doors closed. Because if you can't be in the arena with our boys, at least make your house as cold as one.
  • Turn off propane tanks. Avoid using the phone, except for serious emergencies. For example, if Donald Brashear is out with the power play unit. Again. Or Matt Pettinger tries to fight. Again.
  • Ensure a supply of water for sanitary purposes such as cleaning and flushing toilets. Fill the bathtub and other large containers with water. And liquor. Lots and lots of liquor.
  • You should evacuate under the following conditions:

    • If you are directed by local authorities to do so. Be sure to follow their instructions. But since this is DC, be sure to get it in writing, run it through the ten proper committees and attach a rider first.
    • If you live in a mobile home or temporary structure—such shelters are particularly hazardous during hurricanes no matter how well fastened to the ground. So all of you camping out at Verizon Center, hoping to be first in line for playoff tickets, go home. For many reasons.
    • If you live in a high-rise building—hurricane winds are stronger at higher elevations. You can ignore that one. Being in the league's basement makes that a moot point.
    • If you live on the coast, on a floodplain, near a river, or on an inland waterway. Does the stuff in the Potomac still count as water?
    • If you feel you are in danger. Sure signs of danger: the Caps allow a power play goal. The Caps blow a lead. Tomas Fleischmann has the puck.

  • If you are unable to evacuate, go to your safe room. If you do not have one, follow these guidelines:

    • Stay indoors during the hurricane and away from windows and glass doors. Broken shards of glass do have a way of bursting your bubble, so to speak.
    • Keep curtains and blinds closed. Seeing the reality of the outside world can be a downer...and so can seeing the reality of the standings.
    • Do not be fooled if there is a lull; it could be the eye of the storm - winds will pick up again. In other words, don't celebrate just because the Caps take a lead in the first period.
    • Take refuge in a small interior room, closet, or hallway on the lowest level. That is if you're not already huddled in the corner of a dark room as it is.
    • Lie on the floor under a table or another sturdy object. With a blankie. And the aforementioned liquor.

In all seriousness things really aren't as bad as they look. I think a weekend of reflection was what we all needed to remember that a) it's still very early in the season; b) the Caps have played fairly well under the circumstances and despite their losses and c) eventually the ship will right itself to some degree. Whether that is by virtue of the walking wounded returning or a more drastic change remains to be seen, but you have to think that at some point this team will snap out of whatever this is. There is too much talent and potential not to.

The Caps do need to bring their best stuff tonight, though, as Carolina has rocketed to the top of the East behind only powerhouse Ottawa. I think they've bounced back just fine from that loss the Caps handed them at the beginning of the season, don't you?

There's nothing the Caps need to do that they don't already know - everyone to a man has to be defensively responsible but also needs to be willing to shoot the puck. Special teams have to be special, and not in a "stop eating the paste" kind of way. And goaltending has to be sharp. The injuries are an obstacle, to be sure. But if the right team shows up tonight they can beat the Canes. If the wrong one shows up...

...um...

...excuse me, I'm just going to go buy some bottled water.

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Saturday, November 03, 2007

Where's the Sacrifice?

After watching the Caps play two straight games where every shot they took seemed to be blocked, I realized that I couldn't remember the last time I saw our guys do that consistently. Playing a hunch I went back and did a little research, and sure enough this is another area where the Caps may need some work. Sure, defense is better overall and the shots against have been reduced, but I uncovered some interesting numbers that reveal it may not be as pretty as we thought...

  • In the last two games alone opponents have turned aside 55 shots...which further explains why the Caps have only 2 goals in the last two games.
  • The Caps have never blocked more than 16 shots in a single game this season, and they hit that mark only once - in the home opener against Carolina, which I think we can safely say was one of their best if not the best game of the season.
  • Through 13 games the Caps' opponents have "outblocked" them to the tune of 218 blocked shots for the other guys versus 142 Caps bruises.
  • The Caps have more blocked shots than their opponent in only three games, but they were heavily outshot in two of those three. Versus the Rangers last month the Caps blocked 12 to New York's 11, but the Rags got 41 shots through compared to the Caps. Then there was the Sabres game, where the Caps turned away 12 shots but let 53 more get by them...and seven of those went in. Oops.

This is a team that seems to have lost that hard-working mentality that so defined them in the first two years after the lockout. Holding onto a lead is part of that. Coming from behind to win is another. And shot-blocking is yet another part.

I'm not sure what it is. Maybe they just think they're too talented now to do the little things that count through all 60 minutes (wrong, boys...sorry). Or maybe the consistent benching of guys like Bradley and Sutherby and the demotion of Clymer to the AHL has removed the guys from the lineup who, while maybe not offensively talented would give 110% every night in past years.

Maybe we should try and steal Brendan Witt back from the Islanders.

Whatever it is, you have to think that this is just one more area that speaks to the heart of a team...or lack thereof. Guys who are sacrificing their bodies are, to use a cliche from Miracle, worrying more about the logo on the front of the jersey than the name on the back. And maybe that's what's missing most of all.

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Changes...Turn and Face the Strain

I've been doing my best to hold off the naysayers of the world and the doubts in my own mind, but last night's loss and the prolonged slump the Caps appear to be in can no longer be dismissed simply by saying "oh, it's early," or "but there are so many injuries!" Something has to change or this team is going to dig itself a hole that is far too deep to crawl out of come April - if that hasn't already happened.

There is no reason for this team to be showing up for 20-30 minutes a night and thinking that's okay. There is no reason for this team with all its offensive talent to be ranked in the bottom third of the league in goals per game. There is no reason for this team with all its alleged prowess with the extra man to be routinely blowing golden power play opportunities, including several 5 on 3 chances over the past few weeks.

Last night's win was disheartening for many reasons. For one thing it was against the Flyers - and no one likes to lose to Philly. For another, the Caps looked to be in control of this game after the first period. And for another, Briere scored - admit it, you were kind of hoping he got eaten by that goldfish, weren't you?

Last night the team simply decided they could skate to a 1-0 victory, riding that single tally all the way to the bank. Well, no one told the Flyers that. For the rest of the game the Caps were back on their heels, with Olie making some great plays to keep them in it but ultimately unable to stave off repeated power play chances. Even a late strike by Ovechkin (and how many times have we seen those) seemed to have little effect and the Caps were once again unable to get the puck out of their zone with the goalie pulled and the seconds ticking away.

So after coming out of the gate with a startling record of 3-0, the Caps have won just two of their last ten. Dropping the majority of those by just one goal is of little comfort to me - it might as well be ten, since the team seems completely uninterested in producing any sort of offensive spark, save for one game against the Leafs that was clearly a fluke.

We keep saying that the Caps have played well in almost all of their losses lately, and its true. They've never looked completely outclassed for long stretches of time and have hung in there almost every night. But at what point do we say, okay, playing well and still not getting the win is a problem? When do we get to see them get over the hump and actually win a game in which they are the more deserving team? The talent is there, the potential is there, they're just not putting it in action. And therein lies the problem.

So what needs to change? Is it a new coach? A trade? Or could it really be that missing the captain, the other Russian superstar and the new defenseman is throwing this team off so much that the ship will be righted once they return? If that's the case then the Caps will not make the playoffs - that depth that we were bragging about all summer is simply a figment of our imagination and just a scattering of injuries is still enough to send them into a downward spiral.

I've always been a fan of Hanlon. I've held off saying he should be replaced because I like him, I think he's done a fantastic job, and I've been hesitant to suggest a mere coaching change will do the trick. But maybe it is time. Maybe the boys really have stopped listening to him. And if that's the case he needs to be pulled, and now - before things get really bad.

The Caps get the weekend off before embarking on a stretch where they will play eight of their next ten against Southeast rivals...the only division to this point that they've had any success against. And rest assured, both Tampa and Carolina will be looking to avenge that first loss. (Atlanta will, too, but I have less confidence in their ability to actually do so, four third period goals against the mighty Senators aside.) Throw in two meetings with the Panthers, a team that has routinely and for no apparent reason bitch-slapped the Caps around in recent years and a date with Ottawa and you're looking at a rough patch.

If the Caps don't figure out a way to string a few wins together by the end of next week, I think its time to make some changes. Because two points now counts the same as two points in March and the days are slipping by with frightening speed...

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Thursday, November 01, 2007

MSG Curse Continues/Mini Gameday Preview: Caps vs Flyers

Another well-played game, another loss.

The Caps shouldn't come away from this game with many regrets - they outplayed the Rangers for most of the night and really just had the misfortune of coming up against a very talented goalie on a hot streak.

But eventually they need to start winning the games they deserve to win. Eventually the bounces have to go their way. Because there is too much talent and too much potential on this team for them to be losing these games where they are the better team on the ice. It just can't continue.

Some thoughts:
- Boyd Gordon looks great on that top line. He, Ovechkin and Kozlov were really the best players on the ice and it was just a matter of the finish - getting the puck up and over the goalie's pads is going to have to be job one.
- Fleischmann had a very weird game in my mind. He would get pushed off the puck easily or fall down or turn over the puck or do something else "Flash-like"...and then I would make a snarky comment and he would respond by doing something marginally good. Its not me, though, I swear. I've been making snarky comments about him all season.
- Is it just me or did Sutherby look like he was on the verge of tears in that second intermission interview? He seems very frustrated...you can't help but feel for him.
- Speaking of Sutherby, he and Bradley were throwing the body around all night. I was very impressed. Kind of makes you want to bring Clymer back, doesn't it? A little CBS line reunion, no? Must just be me.
- I doubt I'm alone in having held my breath when Olie went down. Damn Chris Drury.
- The power play, while obviously not yielding any strikes, looked pretty impressive in the few opportunities in which it appeared.
- What...is with...the second period?? I don't get it. I just don't.

All we can do is hope that the Caps return home with heads held high and don't change too much. They play a very tough Flyers team that is nearing the end of a long road swing and that incidentally got beat 5-2 by my Habs. After starting the season 6-1, the Flyers have cooled off a bit and have dropped three of their last four.

Things don't get much easier for Philly, either, as they continue their eight game road trip with three divisional matchups after meeting the Caps tomorrow night. Biron took the loss tonight and the Caps will probably see Niitymaaki tomorrow - hopefully they can catch Philly looking past them and get two much needed points at home before another losing streak can start.

I had the chance to catch up with one of the friendly Flyers upon his arrival in DC and he agreed to sit down for a little chat before the game.

2 minutes with...Daniel Danny Briere

CC: Daniel, thanks for...er...Daniel? Mr. Briere? Are you here?
DB: It's Danny.
CC: Hang on, I think I hear a high, squeaky sound. Is that...Daniel, is that you?
DB: [yelling] It's Danny.
CC: Oh, there you are, Daniel. I didn't see you down there. Do you need a booster seat?
DB: No, I'm fine. And it's DANNY!
CC: Danny? Okay, fine, Danny. Tell me, Danny, how are you liking Philly so far?
DB: It's great because orange and black make me look taller. Don't you think I look taller?
CC: ...sure. Sure you do. But what about the hockey part, how are you enjoying playing for the Flyers?
DB: I'm really enjoying it. There are a lot of short guys in the Atlantic Division, I feel much bigger.
CC: That's...important, I guess. It's nice that you can feel a bit more like a man. Danny, in the last few years you've developed an interesting reputation among the fans in the league. What's your response when people say you're a whiner, a diver, or a compulsive spearer?
DB: They say that?
CC: Well, a few people hav- OW! Did you just spear me??
DB: ...no.
CC: You did, you just jammed your stick into my stomach!
DB: Liar. Quit being so mean to me.
CC: OW! You did it again! That's it, we're done here. Good luck with Brashear out there, Daniel.
DB: It's DANNY! DANNY DANNY DANNY! [swinging a hockey stick around] Who wants a piece of me, huh? Huh? Come on, let's go!
CC: Security!!
[Cheap Seats security moves in and flicks Briere across the room, his tiny arms and legs flailing helplessly as he soars through the air and into the fish tank]
CC: Oops. Watch out for the goldfish, he bites.

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Caps' Baby D Getting Some Love

NHL.com is spotlighting our young defensemen, who appear to be making the rounds of NHL world after appearing on XM yesterday. Nice to see - let's hope they can shut down Jagr and friends tonight, continuing the buzz that's starting to be generated.

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Gameday Preview: Caps vs Rangers


Who: Washington Capitals vs. New York Rangers
Where: Madison Square Garden
When: Thursday, November 1, 7:00 pm

Broadcast Info: CSN, 3WT; MSG, 1050 ESPN Radio

Media Notes:

Caps' Website
Rangers' Website
NHL.com
Washington Post
Washington Times

Season Series: Caps 0-1-0, Rangers 1-0-0
Season Standings: Caps 5-6-0, 3rd in division, 11th in conference; Rangers 4-6-1, 4th in division, 12th in conference

Last Game:
The Caps started the season flying high, going 3-0 for the first time in years and outplaying their opponents a large part of the time. The penalty killing units were extremely efficient, killing off every single man advantage handily. And then in one fell swoop the Rangers ended it, dominating first period play and scoring three power play goals in the opening frame. The Caps would kill off three more penalties and Kolzig would turn aside 38 shots over the course of the game but it wasn't enough and the Caps fell, 3-1 in the game and 3-1 on the season.

Tonight's Game:
Well, I think it's safe to say that the Caps have to a) stay out of the penalty box and b) kill off whatever penalties they're given.

It is equally important if not more, though, that the Caps start believing that they can win every night no matter what happens to the team or who their opponent may be. Minus the services of three key components on Monday night they were able to hand the Leafs a thoroughly one-sided defeat. Now they have to build on that, armed with the knowledge that even with injuries they can win.

Is New York a tougher opponent? Marginally, sure. And yes, MSG tends to have a weird paralyzing effect on the Caps, at least in recent years. If they play like they have these past few games, though, wins and losses aside, they should be able to send Jagr and friends home crying. And wouldn't that be fun for all of us to see...

2 Minutes with...Sean Avery

On his penchant for diving: I'm not a diver! I swear! I've never once taken a dive. Everyone is just out to get me and they try and knock me over - can I help it if I'm particularly easy to trip?

On his penchant for diving after being shown this clip: That was...um...see, the thing that happened there was...crap. No comment.

On his love life: Yes, I was dating Elisha Cuthbert, but I got smart. I got rid of that tired old baggage and I'm playin' the field, sowin' some oats, trollin' the streets. So ladies, if you're interested, Sean A. is lookin' for play. The A-Man is open for business. Anyone? Anyone?

On his style of hockey: I like to think of myself as an entertainer as much as an athlete, you know? I mean, the New Yorkers pay a lot of money to see me...er, us. They pay a lot to see us. I figure I should give them a show. In fact I'm probably more of an entertainer than a hockey player. Way more. Ask anyone I've played with or against.

On his style in general: I'm kind of a mix between metrosexual and pimp daddy Sean. Lots of chrome and leather and animal prints, with a dash of elegance and sophistication thrown in - just to keep you on your toes. Take my roster photo, for example. A little urban chic, trendy glasses, looking sharp and then...BAM! I hit you with the mini-mohawk. I think it gives me an element of douchebaggery that the ladies love. Right? Ladies? Anyone?

Come on, I can get you Henrik Lundqvist's autograph! No? How about Chris Drury?

...Scott Gomez?

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Spooky Wednesday

Happy Halloween!

It's a non-gameday Wednesday, so of course that means assorted goodies for your reading pleasure.

- First up - Mike Vogel, of course, has a great piece on Peter Bondra's retirement over at the Caps' website. Reading about the various milestones, the franchise records, the evolution of one of Washington's great athletes just reminds me how amazing he was as a Capital - something I think we forget from time to time with a couple of young superstars burgeoning here in the District.

- Morrisonn, Green and Jurcina stopped by the NHL Store in Manhattan and made an appearance on NHL Live on XM Center Ice. Some highlights:

  • Jurcina talking about having to learn English and about the difference between playing in Boston and Washington.
  • Morrisonn discussing getting "jumped" by Vinny and offering the quote of the day: "Next time I don't want to lead with my face onto the ice." Indeed.
  • Mo grew up idolizing Cam Neely, switched his allegiance from Vancouver to Boston when Neely was traded and had the opportunity to meet him when he was drafted by the Bruins; Green idolized Scott Niedermayer; Jurcina was a fan of the Red Wings and Canadiens but loved Chris Pronger
  • Favorite movies: Morrisonn, Braveheart; Green, Dumb and Dumber (oh Mike...really??); Jurcina, no favorite movies
  • What they do on days off: sleep. Bet you didn't see that one coming.
  • By the way if you've never heard Green, Morrisonn and Jurcina talking together before and you get the chance, be sure that you're caffeinated. Let's just say that Mo was probably the most animated of the three...
- Karl Alzner was voted team captain by his Calgary Hitmen teammates, a process the team does later in the season to allow the team to get to know one another. Said Hitmen coach and GM Kelly Kisio, "I think Karl is a student of the game. He's there every night and competes hard every night." Karl will look to lead the Hitmen out of a recent slump in which they've dropped 5 of their last 7 - this is after starting the season 9-1. Good luck and congratulations to Karl!

- Mr. Happy Sunshine Guy Tarik reports that its not looking good for any of our three injured players returning tomorrow night against the Rangers. Clark is still day to day, Semin skated with the team but not at full speed, and Poti is still nursing a groin injury - and we know how long those can take to fully heal.

People need to stop panicking, though. We beat Toronto...and no, the Leafs are not exactly a formidable opponent. Who says the Rangers are? They have Jagr and a slew of centers unable to play with him; they have a defense about as good as Toronto's; their only asset really is their goaltending. If the Caps play like they did north of the border, they'll be fine.

Plus I'm not ready to count Clark out for the game until I hear official word otherwise. The fact that he flew to NYC when the Caps return home again on Friday gives me hope that he'll be back sooner rather than later - I guess we'll wait and see.

- Finally, happy 24th birthday to injured (or "injured"?) defenseman Steve Eminger - you still have the love of the Cheap Seats, Stevie!

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Monday, October 29, 2007

Caps Clip Leafs

WOW. What a difference two days makes.

What can you really say about this game? It was almost perfect. The offense was clicking. The power play was clicking. The penalty killing was clicking. The defense was clicking. And when the defense had the occasional breakdown (as every team's D will) Olie was more than clicking. Some spectacular saves by Zilla to, if not keep the Caps in the game, at least make the score look that much more impressive.

The Caps had every reason to come into this game performing at half-speed. Without their captain, one of their snipers and their power play QB and on yet another losing skid this game could have very easily turned ugly. Full credit to every member of the team who came out and played like they haven't played since the first two games - 60 minutes of hockey.

This was a complete team game. Need proof? Check out the numbers:

Ovechkin - 2G, +1, 7 shots, 3 hits
Pothier - 1A, +2, 2 shots
Erskine - 1A, +1, 4 hits
Bradley - 1G, 2A, +3, first career shorthanded goal and first career 3-point game
Gordon - 1G, 1A, +1
Sutherby - 1G, +1, 2 hits
Pettinger - 1G, 1A, +1
Kozlov - 2A, 3 shots
Fleischmann - 1A, +1
Schultz - 1G, +3, first career NHL goal
Nylander - 3A, +3
Kolzig - 32 saves on 33 shots

Lovely.

As for the bad...well, the Leafs. I'm not sure what happened but their defense was nonexistent tonight. Very few of those goals really can be blamed on either goaltender and Toronto looked disinterested to downright bored most of the night. As a result, the soldout crowd looked to be about half capacity by the time the second period rolled around.

Of course, their boos and sarcastic cheers were still just as loud.

The Caps now go into, yup, another stretch of days off leading up to back-to-back games. So nice of the NHL schedulers to help kill any momentum, you know? So Thursday the Caps return to Madison Square Garden to remind the Rangers that they still know how to penalty kill...really. Then Friday they return home for what is being bizarrely marketed as "Ovechkin vs. Briere" when the Flyers pay a visit to Verizon Center. I'm glad to see we've put that lovely little incident behind us.

Great win by the boys tonight - that's a HUGE two points and a big congrats to Schultzie on his first NHL goal!

Photo courtesy of AP/Getty Images

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Bonzai Retires

There are some players that flit in and out of an organization, whose impact is never truly felt, whose mark is never really made on the team or the fans.

And then there are the people who, regardless of what jerseys they may have worn in their final game, will forever be linked in our minds with a certain team. Ray Bourque will always be a Bruin; Steve Yzerman always a Red Wing.

Here in DC we have had quite a few of the former, players who barely distinguish themselves in a Caps sweater before moving on. But we're also lucky enough to have several who are indelibly stamped on our brains as one of ours and only ours.

Dale Hunter. Rod Langway. Olie Kolzig.

And Peter Bondra.

Regardless of how he may have left the team or how he attempted to come back, Bondra - Bonzai to those who followed him lovingly - is one of those people.

It was announced today that Bondra will officially retire to become the GM of the Slovakian National Team, an appropriate role for someone whose poster likely adorned the walls of the young talents he will soon be guiding.

I doubt I'm alone in admitting that, while all that was basically missing was the "official" part for the last few months, the news is still a little jarring.

Those of us who were lucky enough to watch Bondra from the start know that there have been few superstars like him in Washington hockey history. He was never mistaken for a power forward or a great playmaker or a Selke candidate - he was a sniper, pure and simple.

But what a sniper...no player was able to bring the fans out of their seats quite the way Bondra did back then. The way people lean forward in their seats now when Ovechkin or Semin have the puck, that's what happened when Bondra was on the ice. He was breathtaking, exhilarating, surprising. His goal celebrations were one of a kind, full of joy and excitement and pure hockey happiness.

When Bondra was traded along with the bulk of the superstars back in 2003-04, there was many a tear shed in DC. For most of us it seemed to be the unthinkable trade - how do you send someone away who was such a cornerstone of the organization, so beloved by fans and so integral a part of Caps history? Seeing him in a Senators jersey, a Thrashers jersey, a Blackhawks jersey, always seemed wrong somehow. Watching him score his 500th career goal was bittersweet because it was done in Chicago, in front of cheering fans who didn't know him like we knew him.

Yet I'm not here to argue that he shouldn't have been traded or that we should have re-signed him, because I believe the organization did the right thing on both counts. But even if I didn't, that's not what this should be about. Bondra has been the center of controversy here in DC these last few years - and frankly its a shame. One would hope that his legacy with the Caps would not come down to petty arguments over money and flagrant manipulation of the media. Those years should be nothing but a footnote in the history of Peter Bondra with the Washington Capitals; a sidebar item, not a headline.

So I choose to remember him as the man who put fear into the hearts of goaltenders, who terrorized the Lightning for five goals in one game, who reinvigorated a franchise and made us cheer night after night. I choose to remember him as #12 with the goofy smile, the wicked shot. I choose to remember him as Bonzai.

Good luck to Peter in all his future endeavors. We wish him all the best.


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Gameday Preview: Caps vs. Leafs

Who: Your Nation's Capitals vs. Toronto Maple Leafs
Where: Air Canada Centre
When: Monday, October 29, 7:30 pm

Broadcast Info: CSN, 3WT; Leafs TV

Media Notes:
Caps Website
NHL.com
Washington Post
Washington Times
Toronto Star
Toronto Sun

Two beat up teams with mediocre records meet in a clash of the titans as the Caps venture north of the border for the first time this season. The Caps are potentially without captain Chris Clark, out with that lacerated ear just as he managed to start picking up points, and are almost definitely without the services of Alexander Semin (ankle) and Tom Poti (groin). Meanwhile the Leafs are missing Bryan McCabe...okay, maybe not missing, but he's injured. They're also without the services of Darcy Tucker, Kyle Wellwood and Carlo Colaiacovo.

Here's the difference. Even with the injuries the Leafs have played better these last few games, winning two straight against the Rangers and the Penguins - two teams the Caps were unable to defeat. Of course, they did lose to the Thrashers as well...but everyone has their moments. The Caps on the other hand haven't had a full roster since the home opener and it shows, dropping five of their last six after a 3-0 start.

Bottom line, the Caps need to find a way to score. They need to get the scoring from someone other than Ovie. And they need to remember how to play special teams - both of them. Without those three, no way do they pull off a win here. Sounds simple, right? We'll see.

I'm feeling very not creative today so...we won't be getting to know anyone on the Leafs today. Besides, without Darcy "Mother" Tucker in the lineup, what fun would it be?

Go Caps.

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Saturday, October 27, 2007

Busy Saturday

A couple of interesting developments:

- The Caps signed Alexander Semin to a two-year, $9.2 million contract extension today that will pay him $4.2 million this year and $5 million next season. I know there are some around here that don't particularly like Semin and I'll admit he has a tendency to commit lazy penalties and turnovers...but I love him. This is great news.

- Tom Poti's groin injury hasn't quite healed enough and he'll be out of the lineup - bad news for a defense that struggled last night, but in the long run I'd much prefer that he heal completely. Groin injuries are no joke and as we've seen so many times, the nagging ones can change a player's game completely if not given time to heal. Of course, this means a repeat of the Erskine and Green show...I feel a headache coming on already.

- Continuing on the injury front, as we know Clark won't be in the lineup tonight but may return on Monday for the Leafs. Bigger news is what's happening in his absence - Backstrom gets his first shot at centering the big line, working as a pivot for the first time this season between Ovechkin and Kozlov. Young Nicklas really continues to impress me with how calm and mature he's seemed so far, so I'm excited to see how he looks in his natural position.

- Fleischmann returns to play with Nylander and Semin - Flash showed some improvement after moving from the first to second line, but we'll see how he does with Semin instead of Backstrom. Of the three he's probably going to be responsible for working the boards so...yeah. Expect a lot of meetings between Flash's rear and the ice. Checking line likely stays in tact, with Bradley probably remaining on the fourth line with Steckel and Brash.

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Clark Update

So it looks like Clark is out for tonight's game, which considering how much pain he looked to be in last night isn't altogether surprising. The good news - no concussion, no lasting damage other than what sounds like a crazy amount of stitches.

The better news - he could be in the lineup as soon as Monday when the Caps travel to Toronto.

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Habs and Have-Nots

Ever wonder what the difference between a top-ranked power play and a bottom-ranked power play looks like? Observe:

Total PPG by the Caps on the season - 6
Total PPG by Montreal in one night - 5

(The Habs also threw in a shorthanded goal and an even strength goal, just for funsies...)

Habs celebrate goal #3...or was it 4? Maybe it was #7.
Photo courtesy of AP/Getty Images

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