Scoresheet Breakdown...Literally

Sometimes it's hard to remember that it's preseason for everyone, not just the players.

Case in point: three different people have told me about weird issues with the scoresheets tonight and I saw a few myself. Mike Vogel makes mention of it in his postgame notebook on the website. And it's not just little stuff - looking at the so-called "Super Stats" sheet you have to wonder what some of the game officials were smoking...and why they weren't sharing.

- We'll start at the top. I may have blacked out for a minute or two, but didn't Niitymaki play the whole game? I'm fairly certain he did, but the scoresheet shows Boucher coming in for 24 minutes. That's after Niitymaki put in 59:53 of work, of course.

- On the Flyers' roster alone they show two #3's, two #25's (including scratch Derian Hatcher), two #36's (including scratch Scottie Upshall), two #63's, and two #33's (Boucher and Biron, who was a scratch).

- Oh, but it gets freakier. Despite being scratched, Rory Fitzpatrick managed to pick up a goal and an assist, finishing +3, although he did lose the only faceoff he took...yeah, usually you need to be in the faceoff circle. It helps. Meanwhile Derian Hatcher wasn't on the ice and still ended the night -3. (Hmm...they must have filled this in before the scratches were announced.) Even goaltender Brian Boucher scored a goal and an assist, had two missed shots, a hit, a giveaway and a takeaway. Big night for Brian.

- In fact if you do the math the Flyers ended up with 12 goals. On 19 shots. Olie's save percentage isn't looking so good.

- Things are a little smoother on the Caps side, although players that weren't dressed continued to rack up the points. Oddly enough Jakub Klepis had a goal and an assist with 24:33 of ice time, which looks eerily similar to Tomas Fleischmann's numbers for the evening. Did I say similar? I meant identical. I know that they're both Czech, but come on.

- Incidentally those exact numbers were also attributed to Chris Bourque, who was sent down to Hershey today, as well as 6 of the Flyers.

So here's my question...does anyone proofread these at all?? I may not have the extensive hockey background and depth of knowledge that some of the brainiacs in the league office have, but I know that you can't have two players wearing the same number, nor can you have players who aren't playing registering goals or assists. Goalies don't get credited for missed shots or takeaways. And when the final score is 7-5 you can't have more than 12 players TOTAL scoring a goal.

This is kind of basic stuff - 1+1=2, red and blue make purple, and goals scored by one team cannot be greater than the total score of the game. Period. I just hope these numbers aren't used in any sort of record-keeping...

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Hockey Players in Cyberspace

I'm sure many of you did what I did upon hearing that Alex Ovechkin had ventured into the blogosphere - you went and looked at it. And then you said a silent prayer of thanks for Babel Fish's existence, because even though the translation provided by this language-swapping phenomenon is a little rough, at least now you can kind of figure out what Alex is saying.

Sort of.

Obviously there's not much on his blog yet, so I started looking around at the various links and I saw a few that looked like names. To my delight I discovered one that sounds familiar - Alex Kovalev. Well, naturally I had to go check out his site as well, right? All in the name of research...a blogger's work is never done.

A little more help from Babel Fish and I've discovered Kovalev is a big soccer fan. He is conducting youth hockey camps in Russia. He's got a book coming out with a terrifying picture on the cover (for details on purchasing this treasure visit his official website). He's a fan of the :=) smileys like Alex.

And my favorite part, very roughly translated from his first post:

It is very glad, that Ilya bryzgalov intends to bring in Togliatti, from where we are both by birth, Stanley's goblet. When I won its s "New York the Rangers", the possibility to transport it into Russia not it was. Give god so that this would come out in Ilya.

Ah, yes...Stanley's goblet. The ultimate prize for the medieval hockey team.

I could spend hours mocking Babel Fish translations, but I do have a point here. I just find it really fascinating to see how the explosion of various online communities and user-generated content have suddenly given us access into our favorite player's lives. When the internet first emerged we saw a few scattered player sites, licensed by and produced for players, but even those were rare because they took money and time in order to look somewhat presentable. Rarely was the content entirely written and generated by the player himself, save for a token greeting message and maybe an occasional letter to fans.

Now (as I prove every day) any idiot can have their own little corner of the web. LiveJournal, WordPress, Blogger, Facebook, MySpace, etc. - all provide anyone with a computer and a little spare time an outlet for their opinions, a means of communication with friends and family, a gallery for their photos. It's a new media that frankly isn't that new, just relatively untapped by the public...until now.

Now there are handfuls of younger NHL players all over Facebook and MySpace (although you obviously have to be able to distinguish the real ones from the fake...) Team sites often feature player blogs or diaries where we get to see just how good a writer these jocks really are. Already it seems like it's becoming common practice for Russian athletes to go on LiveJournal and I wouldn't be surprised if in the next year we see more and more NHLers following Ovechkin and Kovalev's example.

And why not? It's easy to do and it gets you a little closer to the fans that make your profession possible in the first place. For a sport like hockey where the players tend to be a little more humble, a little more gracious to fans than other professional athletes, it seems a natural progression that every player will soon have some sort of blog-esque site.

At a time when the league and the teams are looking for ways to reach out to the fans and make the game more accessible, it looks like everyone else is catching on to what our owner has known and preached for years - the technology is out there waiting. You just have to use it.

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